Lovely Insults
Witty comebacks that don't cross the line
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Discover the perfect comeback for any situation, organized by category. We've curated 395 witty insults across 15 categories.
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Dismissive
87
"I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash."
Intelligence
42
"You're not the dumbest person on earth, but you better hope they don't die."
Linguistic
42
"I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you."
Comparison
35
"I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash."
Social
33
"I'm jealous of people who don't know you."
Curse
31
"I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are."
Backhanded
28
"I'm jealous of people who don't know you."
Conditional
26
"You're not the dumbest person on earth, but you better hope they don't die."
Everyday
20
"I hope that both sides of your pillow are warm when you go to bed tonight."
Subtle
16
"Bless your heart."
Personality
11
"Whoever told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice."
Appearance
10
"Your face makes onions cry."
Advice
6
"You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Direct
4
"I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you."
Workplace
4
"Thank you for your input. (Then change the subject.)"